Most people call them “age spots.” Some call them “seborrheic keratoses.” Let’s be honest. They look more like little barnacles glued to your skin. Those raised, waxy, warty-looking spots that seem to appear out of nowhere—especially after 40. Dermatology’s answer? “Benign. We can freeze it off. Or burn it. Or scrape it." Or… you could walk into your kitchen. Years ago, my dad had one on his scalp. Raised. Thick. Obnoxious.He soaked a cotton ball in apple cider vinegar, taped